Why emotions can kill

It certainly will kill when you had too much of it wrapped with yucky mustards.. it's killing me the horrible piercing statue of others thought. I hate when somebody make it a fuss about something so simple..
Why you want ruined the days with stupid nonsense worry-ness that going to get everything in your way away( me la tu- yes i'm talking bout my BF la ).. come on man live while you can and get along with life..

Everyone have problems..i have mine and mine is worse if you considering my nomoneynotevennearsalaryandi'mdoingalltheaccountantworkplusmyworkand
i'mfreakinggonnacrybecausei'msoexhaustedandcan'thaveholidaysbecausenobodydotheworks kinda conditions unmanageable.. yes i'm freakin gonna cry because i'm so exhausted and i know that because my head started to get pretty warm..sighhhh

Why anyone would even consider their problem bigger than mine.. i still haven't pay the rent and i'm so sad i can't sent more money to my parents and my BF thinks his problem bigger than mine..yeah, right..

And don't let me start on my internet connection that get munch by rats.. oh, no i'm just going to explode and my min meeting still not finish and i got delivery order to be write and accounts that have to key in and do some adjustment and an unsure wedding.. and yeah i'm going to cry..

warghhhhh...sob..sob..sob

How I Was Born - Really cute n funny too!!!

A little boy goes to his father and asks 'Daddy, how was I born?'

The father answers, 'Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!

Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, and googled each other. There your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said:

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'You got Male!

Award Joke

This particular joke won an award for the best joke in a competition held in Britain

Banta Singh walks into a bar in London , orders 3 glasses of beer and sits in the backyard of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn.When he finishes, he comes back to the bar counter and orders 3 more. 

The bartender asks him, "You know, beer goes flat after I fill it in the glass; it would taste better if you buy one at a time."

Banta Singh replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in Dubai , the other in Canada and I'm here in London . When they left home, we promised that we'll drink this way to remember the days when we drank together."

The bartender admits this is a nice custom and leaves it there.

Banta Singh became a regular in the bar and would always drink the same way. He'd order 3 Beers and drink them in turn.

One day, he came in and ordered only 2 Beers. All the other regulars notice and fall silent.When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bar tender says, "I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my sincere condolences on your great loss."

Banta Singh looked confused for a moment, and then he laughs.... "Oh, no,"He said, "Everyone's fine; both my brothers are alive. The only thing is . . I just quit drinking!"

P/S : For me it's not really funny..but who knows for you eh !!!

Amazing reply by J.P. Morgan CEO to a Pretty Girl - Circular Email =)

Amazing reply by J.P. Morgan CEO to a Pretty girl.

A young and pretty lady posted this on a popular forum:

Title: What should I do to marry a rich guy?

I'm going to be honest of what I'm going to say here. I'm 25 this year. I'mvery pretty, have style and good taste. I wish to marry a guy with $500kannual salary or above. You might say that I'm greedy, but an annual salaryof $1M is considered only as middle class in New York . My requirement isnot high. Is there anyone in this forum who has an income of $500k annualsalary? Are you all married?

I wanted to ask: what should I do to marry rich persons like you? Among those I've dated, the richest is $250k annual income, and it seems that this is my upper limit. If someone is going to move into high cost residential area on the west of New York City Garden ( ? ) , $250k annual income is not enough.

I'm here humbly to ask a few questions:

1) Where do most rich bachelors hang out? (Please list down the names andaddresses of bars, restaurant, gym)

2) Which age group should I target?

3) Why most wives of the riches is only average-looking? I've met a few girls who doesn't have looks and are not interesting, but they are able to marry rich guys

4) How do you decide who can be your wife, and who can only be your girlfriend? (my target now is to get married)

Ms. Pretty

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Amazing reply:

Dear Ms. Pretty,

I have read your post with great interest. Guess there are lots of girls outthere who have similar questions like yours. Please allow me to analyse yoursituation as a professional investor. 

My annual income is more than $500k,which meets your requirement, so I hope everyone believes that I'm notwasting time here.! From the standpoint of a business person, it is a bad decision to marry you.. 

The answer is very simple, so let me explain.Put the details aside, what you're trying to do is an exchange of 'beauty'and 'money': 

Person A provides beauty, and Person B pays for it, fair and square. However, there's a deadly problem here, your beauty will fade, but my money will not be gone without any good reason. The fact is, my in come might increase from year to year, but you can't be prettier year after year.Hence from the viewpoint of economics, I am an appreciation asset, and you are a depreciation asset. It's not just normal depreciation, but exponential depreciation. If that is your only asset, your value will be much worried 10years later.

By the terms we use in Wall Street, every trading has a position, dating with you is also a 'trading position'. If the! trade value dropped we will sell it and it is not a good idea to keep it for long term - same goes with the marriage that you wanted.

It might be cruel to say this, but in order to make a wiser decision any assets with great depreciation value will be sold or 'leased'. Anyone with over $500k annual income is not a fool; we would only date you, but will not marry you. I would advice that you forget looking for any clues to marry a rich guy. And by the way, you could make yourself to become a rich person with $500k annual income. This has better chance than finding a rich fool.

Hope this reply helps ... If you are interested in 'leasing' services, do contact me ...

signed,

CEO J.P. Morgan :)

ha ha kind of funny mingle with interesting and cleverness i would say!! just like to share with u all.. xoxo

So sad, what a luck i have....

Ughhhhh (sound of me disappointed).. my Internet connection have been munch by mice.. aiyo now so hard for me to get online la like that.. and i just freaking got it couple months ago..

Fate, surely got their hand of everything..hope, is just something i hardly want to believe to.. just look how we have been giving false hope in terms of way of living, better transportation and better country. I can look, just how the economy today are affecting poor ones..even me, myself have to struggle to live until the next salary..

And i do agree sometimes that Malays are too pampered that until certain length we've been mock that we cannot live without government aid( kinda embaressing-(did i spell it right) i've been working with non-malays all these times). And who to blame....

P/S : All the art of living lies in a fine mingling of letting go and holding on by Henry Ellis